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 Joined: 7/1/2009 Posts: 38 Points: 117
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Everyone must have at least one. I want to hear 'em!
Get this one...
So I was at a party my Sophomore year. It was getting a little out of hand...in a good way that is. Tons of people, tons of alcohol, loud music. This really drunk mess of a girl comes into the party barely able to stand. She makes her way to the middle of the living room which was currently serving as the dance floor. She proceeded to dance. Here's where it got really bad...
Sloppy girl completely face plants after tripping over her own legs. The crowd around her sort of steps back to see what the hell is going on. A few guys help her up. To everyone's amazement, out of her short little mini skirt drops a fresh stinking sh*t. Now, as it's sitting in the middle of the dance floor, everyone sort of stops. The music turns off. Then, kind of like a fire in a movie theater, every bolts for the fkn door. It was seriously a scene out of a movie.
The girl got right back up, kept dancing. No shame!
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Joined: 6/10/2009
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hahaha freshman year i went to a frat party and i wasn't even drunk yet, it was like the beginning of the party and the stairs were REALLY steep into the basement, i'm wearing heels and all of a sudden the next thing i know im sliding on my ass down the stairs and fall into the middle of the room, it was mortifying so i got wasted right after to forget about my social shame
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 Joined: 6/11/2009 Posts: 15 Points: 45
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haha wait.. the girl sh*t HERSELF?! that is absolutely ridiculous aaaahahahaa
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Joined: 6/10/2009
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i went to a party in high school and it was at this kids house, a few of his friends went into his moms dresser drawer and found her dildo- they proceeded to throw it around the house like a ball and slap the kid with it, he started CRYING and made everyone leave, i felt so bad for him!
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Joined: 6/10/2009
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awww that must have been so embarrassing!
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Joined: 6/11/2009
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my friend was dancing to "Get low" and her knee popped out and 3 guys had to carry her out of the party, then she went to the hospital wasted
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Joined: 6/15/2009
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omg the story about the girl sh*tting herself HAS to be fake.. and if it's real i hope that girl transferred
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Joined: 8/7/2009
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me and my friends hosted a party at my house, and in the middle of the party, some liquid starting dripping from the ceiling. we turned the lights on and like a waterfall, this liquid came flowing down into the living room where everyone was. we went upstairs to check out what the leak was, and the toilet (filled with nasty, dirty toilet paper) was overflowing. the bathroom was flooded, and the "sh*t water" was raining through the ceiling onto everyone at the party. we figured people would leave after getting sh*t water on them, but one kid from the back of the room yelled out "WET T SHIRT PARTY!" and everyone went wild. it was the grossest, but most fun party we ever held.
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